Handmade Crochet Birthday Poop with Customizable Card and Wooden Base, Colorful Polka Dot Hat, White Elephant, Novelty, Happy Birthday Funny Gag Gift for Friends
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Handmade Crochet Birthday Poop with Customizable Card – A Hilarious Gift That Brings Good Vibes Only
Who says birthday gifts have to be serious? This handmade crochet poop figurine is here to make someone laugh out loud. With its cheeky smile, colorful polka dot hat, and a cheeky message in hand, it's the perfect way to say "Happy Birthday" with a side of humor.
Product Details:
- Material: Hand-crocheted with soft, durable yarn
- Design: Poop emoji shape with a cheerful face
- Hat: Colorful polka dot pointed hat topped with a red pom pom
- Base: Each figurine stands on a natural wooden base
- Card: Each figurine holds a card that reads "Happy Birthday! 💩✨ No stinky vibes!" — text is fully customizable to your own message
The Meaning Behind This Figurine:
Life is too short to be boring. This little poop buddy is a playful reminder to laugh, let go of negativity, and keep only good vibes around. The customizable card lets you turn a silly gift into a personal message — whether it's a funny birthday wish, a pick-me-up for a friend, or a cheeky "you're full of it" joke between close friends.
It's not just a gag gift — it's a symbol of friendship, humor, and the kind of bond where you can laugh at the gross stuff together.
Perfect for Any Occasion:
- Birthday – The ultimate funny birthday gift for friends, siblings, or coworkers
- White Elephant / Secret Santa – Guaranteed to be the most stolen gift at the party
- April Fools' Day – A prank gift that actually makes people smile
- Gag Gift Exchange – Perfect for office parties and friend group exchanges
- Graduation – "No stinky vibes" for the next chapter of life
- New Job / Farewell – A hilarious desk companion for a coworker
- Get Well Soon – Because laughter is the best medicine
- Valentine's Day – For the couple who loves toilet humor together
- Just Because – Sometimes you just need to make someone's day
Why Choose Our Crochet Figurine?
- 100% handmade with love and attention to detail
- Customizable card text — make it truly personal
- Bright, eye-catching colors that stand out on any desk or shelf
- Sturdy wooden base — perfect for display at home or in the office
- A conversation starter that brings laughs every time someone sees it
- Lightweight and durable — a keepsake that lasts
Customization:
Please leave your preferred card text in the note section at checkout. We'll handcraft your figurine with care.
Each figurine is made to order. Please allow slight variations due to the handmade nature of the product.
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Let customers speak for us
They are exactly how they look on the photo. Absolutely stunning and great customer service.
The flowers are exquisite. Look so real & will last forever. Well made. Speedy delivery. Great company to deal with.
My bf got me this for Valentine’s Day and I absolutely loved it
Soooooo Im in love with bouquet it was a complete surprise and pleasure to receive this amazing handmade bouquet from my man from you guys!!!!❤️❤️❤️
I ordered a bouquet and added lavender and extra sunflowers.🌻🪻 If you love flowers you will adore these. So beautiful and the best part is you keep them forever. .The best gift I ever bought myself. Oh yeah.. they light up! Hella cute😍
I just recieved my custom order and it is amazing. I bought it for my husband of almost 9 years and he loves it.
I ordered these for my wedding flowers and they are well made and beautiful! Highly recommend, very basic throw together in photo but great quality
I was looking for an everlasting bouquet and found this. Great seller with great communications. Quick delivery. Beautiful and super cute bouquet. My daughter really love it for her graduation.
Brought a graduation and flower bouquet for my cousin who’s graduating. It was perfect and exactly what it says in the description. Fast delivery to AUS!
I ordered this bouquet because I loved the selection of flowers it's got every flower I love from sunflowers 🌻 to roses and lillies and little cute daisies, I love everything about this, this is the best gift idea I've ever seen 💖 extremely well made and it just makes me so happy everytime I see them, best gift from my wonderful husband ❤️ 💖
Before I placed an order, Sam (I think it is the owner) was really nice and helped to choose the right wrapping paper for the bouquet. He even sent me a video once the bouquet was roughly assembled.(he let me see how it looked like). Once the bouquet was wrapped with the paper and tied with a ribbon - final bouquet, he sent me a video to make sure every thing looks ok before it was shipped out. I really appreciated all his preparation work.
Even though the wrapping paper is wrinkle due to transportation, I am very pleased with the bouquet. I sent a picture to my daughter. She said she liked it - the bouquet is for her graduation.
I definitely will buy the bouquet with them again.
I wasn’t sure at first and worried the colours might not be bright enough, but I fell in love the moment I saw them.
Each flower is so beautifully crafted, with such delicate details. You can see how much passions and love is in them.
I love the idea of having flowers that last a life time and can’t wait to see my friend’s reaction in receiving them. Will surely get more, such a wonderful gift!
Thank you 💖
I am so pleased with this purchase , it’s to remember my sister who passed away sept 2024 .
Sits on my mantelpiece next to her picture , lovely and bright 💛
It was perfect. Thank you so much!!
Forever flowers are much better then real ones in my opinion!!
I have bought the rose and lilly and the sunflower n bee from you.
They are amazing.
Love them to bits.
Thank you